Sabayon

Finally desktop linux is a reality :) Looks better than Vista (esp. with accelerated desktop) , the miniEdition installs in half an hour, default kde install has almost everything out of the box (maybe katapult should be added). KNetworkManager makes wired/wireless setup a breeze and most importantly - it's a Gentoo :)

some notes though:
if you need Open Office, check '/etc/make.conf' (you should anyway), unless you want support for all those languages :)